This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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