I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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