Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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