her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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