ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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