honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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