Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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