is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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