North Korea, Best Korea!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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