This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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