Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Randomize
