I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You were trust falling into bushes
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize