Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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