just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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