Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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