Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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