You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Michael Bay diarrhea
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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