girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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