Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
