i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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