with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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