Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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