if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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