Pappa wants mamma naked
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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