My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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