If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
sex in a hospital.. check
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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