We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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