My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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