why didn't you poke me back
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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