Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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