ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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