Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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