Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
