You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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