We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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