i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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