That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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