ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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