Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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