The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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