I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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