: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think my fart just growled at me.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I want her autograph on my taint
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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