Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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