Dual....:-)
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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