I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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