Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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