Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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