shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.