let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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