i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
be right there i have to get my cape
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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