I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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