yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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