There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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