I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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