i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I will be naked everywhere
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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