i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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