Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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