is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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